AJ Ong

Mar 09

jonasbrothers:

when friend’s parents pay for your food and you have to pretend you don’t want them to

Mar 09

alalae:

I don’t hate school because “i’m a teenager” no i hate it because who the fuck wants to wake up at 6 in the morning and go to a place where all you feel is stupid and judged. yeah no one ok

Mar 09

truthandglory:

No matter who you are, you fucking wave at a toddler saying “bye”

Mar 09

tylerchokely:

*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game

Mar 09
marlasblackenedlungs:

Me trying to save my academic career

marlasblackenedlungs:

Me trying to save my academic career

Mar 09

blueisforscarvesandboxes:

david-bui:

do you ever just feel so awkward when you buy something and pay in cash and the cashier gives you the change back but you take a few seconds to put the money in your wallet and you can feel the world judging you from afar 

I’m glad it isn’t just me

(Source: casimirpulaskidays)

Mar 09

butthorn:

I just attended the best passion of the Christ play. As they were “nailing” Jesus to the cross the entire thing broke. No one knew what to do and it got quiet. Finally one of the guards on stage said “You get out of it this time Jesus”

Mar 09

(Source: rvmones)

Mar 09

theperfectjenniferlawrence:

convinced that Jen wants to be a Disney character

Mar 09

officersneepsnop:

the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself

Mar 09

that-healthy-girl:

thesugarhole:

if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside

this is so accurate it hurts

(Source: thesugarhole)

Mar 09

crownmeyourking:

conshence:

That awful moment when you wake up.

this happens to me like every day it’s annoying

Mar 07

wh0sg0ttheherb:

brasspistol:

every time I see this it gets reblogged

No shit it’s not as big a deal as slavery but that doesn’t stop it from being a fucked up law. Just adds to years and years of terrible legislation by our nanny state government and fucks most Americans out of their preferred healthcare.

(Source: sandandglass)

Mar 07
Mar 07

cooliomonopolis:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

jessicaisblonde:

barackfuckingobama:

I know I’ve reblogged this before but can I just talk about his expression in the second gif because it’s like “I love you back and that is a fact, that is a serious god damn issue, this is no laughing matter, I AM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND I LOVE YOU BACK”

image

how ironic is it that that gif looks like a gay alternate universe mitt romney

I’m canadian